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a gallon of vegenaise
36have you ever seen a gallon of vegenaise in person?
i spotted a dude with this epic vegenaise jar at a bar in burbank last week, and i couldn’t believe it. i was frightened and in awe all at the same time.
what would YOU do with a gallon of vegenaise?!????!!!
Tags: vegenaise, whoa
36 responses to “a gallon of vegenaise” 
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Daily full body rubs.
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Sarah July 6th, 2010 at 07:25
i would freeze the hell out of it and a keep little jars of unfrozen vegenaise in my fridge just to be able to eat it all.
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Make unlimited sandwiches. and paint with it. Oh, weight lifting exercises.
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Roll around in it. Make mayo-based salads galore. Roll around in it some more. Where oh where can I get one?
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Where can you get this?? I’d love to buy one of these. I’m sick of making trips to Whole Foods just to get veganaise.
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scott July 6th, 2010 at 08:58
i’d slap it between two pieces of shitty white bread and pretend i was 7 years old again
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use it as the vegan cure for head lice? no longer will you have to put mayonnaise in your child’s hair when you’re too cheap to buy the medicated shampoo! LOLOLOL
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Did this gallon of veganaise belong to the bar? Or did this guy bring it to the bar with him? I hope he brought it in with him…
I would make delicious vegan pasta salads for everyone I know. I’m really into the pasta salad these days.
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vegan_dick July 6th, 2010 at 10:46
I’d pick it up and throw it at Veg News for not voting QG one of the top vegan blogs of 2010. And I’m not kidding.
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haha love it… I’d do one of the yummy things on my
“50 Things to do with Vegenaise” LIST:
http://kblog.lunchboxbunch.com/2009/11/fifty-yummy-uses-for-vegenaise-spread.html
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Take it down to one of BP’s Gulf clean up sites, they’d know what to do with a gallon of environmental waste!
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Krista July 6th, 2010 at 11:49
I would go to all non-veggies houses and replace there mayonaise with the jars of veganiase.
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Hmm, I hope it was from the bar and not from the guy.
I was never really a big fan of mayo so I’ve never bought veganaise before.
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Biliji July 6th, 2010 at 12:35
I would mix it with a gallon of peanut butter. Then I would get a big spoon and gain a hundred-and-fifty pounds!
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Ha Ha – i would rub it in my face at night , just might get rid of a few wrinkles !!
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flurrybot July 6th, 2010 at 13:55
I always bring a gallon of Veganaise when I go out to bars. The girls go crazy for it.
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Gauri Radha July 6th, 2010 at 14:21
“Hmm, I hope it was from the bar and not from the guy.”
Seriously!! Or maybe he had to deliver it somewhere?
Otherwise it boggles the mind.
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The real question, which may never be truly answered, is:
vegan-aise OR veggie-naise?
I’ve always been tempted to ask the folks at the OG Follow Your Heart, but am afraid the answer will turn the universe inside out from it’s belly button.
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I’d do exactly what the guy in the pic is doing…stare at it lovingly while sipping on a drink and writing poetry about its wonderfulness…duh
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Julia July 6th, 2010 at 17:49
@Bil
At Follow Your Heart they called it “veggie-naise” but I will rebel and forever call it “veganaise” sounds much better. -
Gregalor July 6th, 2010 at 18:17
I know that some vegetarians don’t believe in pets, but this is ridiculous.
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LCmom July 6th, 2010 at 19:11
Some bikini-clad ladies, a boxing ring and a gallon of vegenaise. That’s right it’s time for some sandwich-spread wrestling 😉
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Stargatefix July 6th, 2010 at 22:53
We uses that size at my old job. We went throught tons of these jars.
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They sell that at Clarks in Loma Linda, Ive been considering buying one since me and my 3 other roomies can go though a jar super fast, but we have no room in the little ass fridge we have for it… bummer 🙁
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I’d rub it all over the handsome man behind the tub! The rest I’ll leave to your imagination…
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Icywolf October 5th, 2011 at 17:04
Don’t freeze vegenaise! I did it once accidentally, it separates and it is quite vile once that happens! It turns into a jar of oil with a floating white blob in the center. :/
KennyB July 6th, 2010 at 06:42